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That's what he said!

posted by [personal profile] rockstarpeach at 12:25am on 26/09/2014 under ,
But no, really. I was reminded of a joke by a recent prompt. And I know you all want to hear it.

So Heisenberg is driving along in his car, windows down, Neil Young on the radio... as you do. And suddenly he hears sirens behind him. He looks around, can't see anything wrong, but the sirens are now lights and they belong to a police car and they're following him.

Like any good citizen he pulls over straight away.

"Any idea how fast you were going?" the officer asks.

"No," Heisenberg replies. "No idea at all. But I know exactly where I am."

Ba-dum-bum!

(PS if you get this joke, it's possible you're my soul mate)
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posted by [identity profile] deceptivemirror.livejournal.com at 05:25am on 26/09/2014
Excuse me, drive-by comment. This joke is terrible! :D
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posted by [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com at 05:40am on 26/09/2014
Would it be right to say that I'm not sure if I get it? : ) x
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posted by [identity profile] matchboximpala.livejournal.com at 06:37am on 26/09/2014
Image
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posted by [identity profile] matchboximpala.livejournal.com at 06:40am on 26/09/2014
Here's one for you.

Rene Descartes was sitting in a bar, finishing his third beer. The bartender asked, "Want another?" Descartes answered, "I think not." And disappeared.
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posted by [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com at 07:21am on 26/09/2014
Oh man, you just made me properly guffaw! : ) x
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posted by [identity profile] matchboximpala.livejournal.com at 08:01am on 26/09/2014
:D
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posted by [identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com at 09:08am on 26/09/2014
Bwhahahah!
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posted by [identity profile] hafireika.livejournal.com at 08:21am on 26/09/2014
I think people would be more interested in quantum mechanics if it were taught this way.
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posted by [identity profile] meesasometimes.livejournal.com at 01:40pm on 26/09/2014
I thought....what does this have to do with a football trophy???

*Heisman* oh, well....I fail
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posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com at 09:48pm on 26/09/2014
I feel like my inability to get this joke may require me to give up my nerd card.
I hope not though.
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posted by [identity profile] aerynsun5.livejournal.com at 04:39am on 29/09/2014
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I now have a joke to tell the science geeks at work!
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posted by [identity profile] sotobow.livejournal.com at 03:27am on 08/10/2014
Hahaha! Quantum mechanics humor. :)

And sometimes kinda lame jokes are the best jokes.
:D
Edited Date: 2014-10-08 03:29 am (UTC)
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posted by [identity profile] masja-17.livejournal.com at 08:53pm on 08/12/2014
I'll remember this!

♡
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posted by [identity profile] rockstarpeach.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 09/12/2014
:)
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