RockStarPeach

Or sometimes I don't.

Sometimes I see really annoying author's notes along the lines of 'I suck at writing porn' or 'I've been blocked for ages and I'm sure this is garbage'.

If that's the case, seriously folks, keep it to yourself. If I saw your fic posted to a comm and I'm on the fence about reading, the fact that even YOU wouldn't recommend it is a pretty hard and fast guarantee that I'm not going anywhere near it.

Also, if you feel like you have to warn me for slash, or bottom!X, I'm second guessing your definition of the word 'warning' and then I'm wondering if you've really got a good handle on the English language.

And if you say something like this:

I made no money from this. However, money was paid for this and donated to charity. So anyone hungry to scream copyright infringement is welcome to sue the victims of Hurricane Sandy.

I'm going to raise my eyebrow and mark you down on my list of LJ notes folk, under 'no'.

Seriously, who the fuck invites someone to sue disaster victims? I highly doubt anyone cares enough about your few bucks to seek prosecution, but if they did, do you seriously think they should take it up with the victims of a hurricane, rather than YOU, who actually infringed on the copyright?

I've never read anything by this author before, though I've considered it. Now, for sure I won't.